Jack Jargon {Past conversations, part 2}

Hope you enjoyed the last Jack Jargon post! Adding a few more today. ;)

"Oh momma! I love you again and again and big and big and big!"

April 18, 2014

April 22: (after using the potty)

Jack: I did it!!

Me: Yay! Let's put your undies on, then you can pick a sticker.

Jack: Wellllll, ok. But first lemme do my dance moves!

*Proceeds to do something similar to the cha-cha slide on the rug in just a t-shirt.*

April 23:

(After getting fussed at by the hubs and then being to "upset" to finish his dinner)

Me: Oh Daddy tell him you're not mad at him--you broke his heart!

Dad: Dude, I'm not mad at you. You just need to stop kicking the table and eat your apples.

Jack: But daddy! I has a broke heart!!

April 24:

Jack: Daddy, you are white.

Me: What color is mom?

Jack: Brown!!

Me (couldn't help myself): And what color are you?

Jack: Yellow!!! (and now you know...)

May 15:

Jack (yelling across the house): MOM! What are you doing??

Me: I'm doing some work. (paying bills at the kitchen table)

Jack: Come do your work in here, in my room, so I can yook at you!

May 30:

Jack: Oh momma! I dis yove you!

Me: I love you too! You're my favorite! (Something I've told him since he was born)

Jack: No mom you my favorite!...Mom? What "favorite" means?

Me: It means I love you more than anybody else in the whole world.

Jack (after pausing to think about it): Oh mom I yove you in da widest world. I yove you more den da moon and da snow. 

-several smooches later-

Jack: Ok dat's enough kisses now.

Aaaand now we're all caught up!

Jack Jargon {past conversations, part 1}

Here are a few past gems:

January 19, 2014
Jack: What's next?
The hubs: We're going to Church.
J: I don't know where Church is! Where's my backpack??
Me: It's right here...why do you need that?
J: I don't know where Church is! Backpack,  backpack?! We need the map!

February 9, 2014
Jack: MOM! What you doin' in laundry room?
Me: I'm getting some clothes.
J: Oh ok! See you later, bye!
-brief pause-
J: MOM!! You still in there?
Me: Yes...
J: Ok. How it's goin' in there?

February 11 (Stalling at bedtime edition):
Jack: I have something in my eye. (opens his mouth)
Me: I thought it was your eye?
Jack: (pause, then a gasp) I have TEEF!!
-brief comparison of his "little" teeth to my "big" teeth-
Jack: Lemme see ya big teef! *gasp* Oh mom, they're soooo shiny!!

(This one still makes me laugh out loud when I think about it!)
Feb 14th: Doctor's office edition
Out of the corner of my eye, I see a man walk up behind us as we're waiting to pay.
Jack (loudly): Mom! He's missing one! Yook!
Me: (Silently praying) Please, sweet baby Jesus, don't let it be a leg or an arm that man's missing...(slowly turning around to see it's just a shoe)
Jack (even louder): Hey, you just have one?? Where's your 'nother shoe? You missing one! Where's your shoe?!?
-Thankfully the man just smiled and laughed. Just a few minutes later at the pharmacy, I had to use my best ninja-mom skills to keep the dude from seeing the man who actually was missing both legs...you can't make this stuff up!

March 6:
Me: Did you finish your cow pouch? (pudding with a cow on the box)
Jack: Yep. I frew it away.
Me: Where did you throw it?
Jack: In da trash.
Me: Are you fibbing?
Jack: (long pause)...Yep. I'll go get it...

March 30:
Me: Do you like your broccoli?
Jack: No...
Me: Did you even take a bite?
Jack: I can't , Mom! It's dirty!
Me: It's not dirty..look, it has cheese on it.
Jack: Oooohhh! Cheese?!? Ok.
Me: Can you take a bite now?
Jack: No, I don't sink so.

April 14:
Jack: MOM MOM MOM!!!
Me: What?
Jack (panicky): There's something in my mouth!
Me: What is it??
Jack (very calmly): Just my teef.

**Hope you got a chuckle! More to come soon!**